Profil użytkownika tristanjosephmorgan

Harold (2008)

Mediocre to awful in every possible way. Script, acting, editing, cinematography, sound, premise, etc.... are all terrible. Everyone attached to this film should be ashamed of themselves and questioning why they aspire to be part of the film industry.

Idiocracy (2006)

This was meant to be a comedy? Decent enough concept, but woeful execution, as nothing is hilarious, and any kind of commentary is run into the ground by repetition. It thinks it's smart, but treats the audience like they are just as stupid as those in the society it depicts.

Across the Universe (2007)

An extended (and amatuer-ish) video clip with lifeless covers and terrible cinematography. Zero characterisation and zero reason to endure the full run-time. Avoid.

Madagascar 2 (2008)

Let's run this thing into the ground! Genuinely creepy at points, thanks to the overt humanesque sexualisation of CG animals.

Agent Zohan (2008)

Sometimes amusing. Mediocre mostly. Dumb.

Step Brothers (2008)

Ridiculous from start to finish. An obvious vanity piece for both actors that misses more than it hits.

Frozen Time (2006)

Navel-gazing, self important. Bursts of intersting cinematography, however.

Bad Taste (1987)

Not a great film, but a wonderful example of the inventiveness and imagination of Peter Jackson.

The Rocker (2008)

Surprisingly good-hearted, but it tapers off rapidly in the last half. Definitely no Airheads, but not a Joe Dirt either.

Gran Torino (2008)

It's a ridiculously racist comedy; then it tries to be poignant, and fails. Every character is merely a one-dimensional caricature, excepting Eastwood and 1 or 2 of the Hmong characters. I had fun watching it, though.

The Brown Bunny (2003)

Halve the run time and you have the makings of a good film. At 90 minutes long, however, it drags until the final 10 minutes actually deliver some drama, dialogue, and narrative. Indulgent.

Bart Got a Room (2008)

Unlikeable lead, other characters unlikeable by association.

Surf's Up (2007)

Enjoyable, if predictable, animated comedy.

Observe and Report (2009)

Funny and painful, in equal parts, but too uneven to be considered anything more than decent. Worth your time if you're a fan of dark humour and twisted characters.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

It's a fun ride up until the really lame and overly long ending.

Goodbye Morocco (1998)

Visually beautiful, thanks to the setting, but very disjointed narratively. A more cohesive plot, married with the beautiful locations, could have produced a winner. As it is, it is great to look at, and an interesting 'experience', but not much more.